While otaku (both in the East and West) are notorious for being overly pungent in the most negative sense, a generous cosplayer has offered tips to help victims eliminate the wretched odors permeating from their bodies, and just in time for the overly crowded summer Comiket on August 9th.
Japanese cosplayer Ramune Aoi has stepped in to improve the daily lives of unpleasantly odorous otaku by offering various helpful tips:
1. “Don’t try to trick people into thinking you took a shower by just putting on extra cologne.”
2. “Take a shower in the morning.”
3. “Wash behind your ears.”
4. “Use cleansing, anti-oil shampoo.”
5. “Don’t try to mask the smell of unwashed clothes with Febreze.”
6. “Don’t just use detergent. Use fabric softener and a laundry fragrance booster too.”
7. “Make all of these part of your regular grooming/laundry routine.”
While obvious to most individuals who care about their well-being, the matter of whether or not lazy otaku are willing to even bother going through the involved process might serve as another obstacle.
Anyone who doesn’t practice regular good hygiene isn’t a human. They’re an animal.
Smash tournament goers need this info. Good lawd they be smelly.
All you fucking need is at less 2 showers a week and wash you cloth but once a month
Wow, you animal.
Actual human being should bath at least once a day not two times a week. For cloth after you wear it once it need to be in the basket and wash your cloth at least every two week.
Although I personally shower once a day, humans do not need to do it daily.
I wouldn’t I lived in a cold area, for example.
Even when it’s in the negatives (farenheit, as in below 0), you still take a shower everyday. That hot water first thing in the morning also makes the rest of your day slightly more tolerable.
I used to living in the cold area and there’re many times that I living in AC room for more than 24 hrs. Even if I don’t have any sweat I still smell bad and need to take a shower at least once a day.
WHAT???
Enjoy walking with s♥♥t-stained asshole and sweat socket armpits?
I do 🙂 I love smelling my own ass.
Its always nice when there is an article I don’t have to go full SJW over because Stankcom can’t afford to get a journalism degree.
Humans are animals, k, bye!
Even animals are bathed in river, mud or somewhere. You are less hygienic than animals.
Shut up pedophile
Oh, we got dirty faggot here…
U mad little chinku XDXDXDXDXDXD
Dumbass, most of the peiple that come here are white
Just for that I’ll make sure to stick my p♥♥o dick in your mouth while your asleep.
This Needs to be a thing! Hygiene should be beaten into EVERYONES daily life. Make an anime with many waifus who do nothing but teach hygiene and it can solve many of these problems.
They aren’t monkeys. They are not going to do it just because there is an anime about it.
You’d be surprised, buddy.
Stop acting like you know.
Ever heard of tide pods. Was not even in a anime still had kids doing it.
No 05:21 knows. This said, some knows this already, just that in their mind’s value system, Just one more copy > cost of normally essential non-essential.
about a million of them went camping just because of yuru camp
camping is a hobby or wilderness survival exercise, whereas cleansing oneself is a daily necessity for one’s health
People actually need someone to tell them this s♥♥t?
IKR. It’s not a matter of them not knowing. It’s a matter of them not caring enough to implement what they know they should be doing. If anything this is a bit condescending in tone. It’s like telling all grown people they shouldn’t steal but the one’s that should listen would never listen to begin with.
yep, otakus don’t shower
You would think most people would learn these before the age of 10. Literal manchildren.
“otakus”
She means depressed people.
Which otaku just happen to fall under.
Considering the general BO smell wafting around at big public gatherings…I think a lot more people than just otakus need to hear this s♥♥t.